well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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