Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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