Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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