I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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