Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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