He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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