I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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