Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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