how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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