I got chris browned last night
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Randomize
