I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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