I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
third nipple confirmed
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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