i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
