just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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