smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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