Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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