I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Shame is for Republicans.
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