(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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