I heard we made out
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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