No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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