Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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