omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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