She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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