he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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