Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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