Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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