I just saw a hot homeless man
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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