just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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