well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
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