The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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