so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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