Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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