I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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