'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You made out with two different species that night
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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