I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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