We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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