Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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