so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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