this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I fill condoms, not promises.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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