David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I have post one night stand depression
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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