Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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