i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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