It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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