how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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