Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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