Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
The beers last night were like the tears from god
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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