He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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