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• (909): View more from California

  dude i'm inner monologue high

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• (315): View more from New York

  So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  :O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  when are you leaving homes?

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51

  (302): View more from Delaware

  I had a sex dream about Oprah.

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  go back to sleep

  (302): View more from Delaware

  dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  You also proposed and then tried to jack me off

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• (310): View more from California

  Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?

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  It's a study aid

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