i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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