Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
The air was thick with penises
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm determined to sit on that face.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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