White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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