what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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